His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

His Biden’s taking a Trump by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

Taking a joke about a girl 

When one takes a joke about a girl and doesn't threaten to cut their balls off.

"I'm gonna cut your balls off if you say that again"

Taking a joke about a girl by bubba October 31, 2003

Taking candy from a baby 

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity

I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.

Taking candy from a baby by Tay&A January 29, 2019

taking a break from guys 

Coded word for a girl to her ex which translated means: "I've been cheating on you with a fat ugly stoner that works at Fry's because I'm jealous that you bought some girl a present and she's prettier than me and she's a gosh dawn cawlidge gurl and I ain't."

Or at least what I think it means, now.

Angie told me she was "Taking a break from guys" but her Myspace comments with that "Creepy guy" that wanted to be a girl for Halloween have shown me the truth.

taking a break from guys by Downvoting Victim December 21, 2005

Taking A Sleep 

When you get so drunk that you pass out.

Drunk Guy: Bjekfjekwldmksmkmxxm

Friend: I think it's time for you to take a sleep.....

*Find a guy passed out on the floor*

You: Well it looks like he is taking a sleep.

Taking A Sleep by ClemSMYD December 24, 2010

multi-tasking 

the act of taking a crap and whacking off at the same time, to save time.

jeff was crunched for time so he decided to give multi-tasking a chance to save time.

multi-tasking by afrothunda May 28, 2006

Taking A Taj 

When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .

Hey man I don't wanna work, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj

Taking A Taj by The Tooth Man October 24, 2012