Man-napping 

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

Man-napping by Venomhead December 17, 2018

Man on night mode 

A nicer way of saying nigger

Look at that man on night mode

Man on night mode by Lynch king 1142 April 12, 2019

Man where the fuck is mario Judah 

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough

Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

Man where the fuck is mario Judah by MariofuckingJudah July 29, 2021

man spackle

Semen that is very thick and lumpy.

"I just filled her up with man spackle!"

man spackle by pedro romero June 21, 2005

man dump 

The act (or physical remnants from the act of) taking a large and masculine defication, or shit.

Whoa, I'll be right back, I gotta take a man dump.

man dump by Alias X Beoulve August 4, 2006

man-buttered 

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

man-buttered by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

man crush 

Man crush is a very strong feeling that one straight man has for another, bordering on the romantic but not the sexual. It's love allright but not the love that makes you want to get into his pants. It can be stronger than the love between a man and a woman.

Man crush is like the relationship between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.

man crush by arth September 21, 2005