july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

July 9th

Kiss you crush day! 💋

Gaga July 9th

by mxstirr July 8, 2022

july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.

guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.

by jsavy July 26, 2024

July 30th

July 30th is the day that any James and his girlfriend get a free pass to exchange nudes. But you can only do this if your name is James, or if you are dating a James.

Today is July 30th- James and his girlfriends lucky day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoeee July 29, 2020

July 22

If your born on July 22 your bad ass bitch who is sweet and popular

Friend:when’s you birthday

You:July 22
Can we be besties

by Dayz of the weak October 6, 2021

Donna Jenny julie

Triangular assault squad usually concerns with running a smear campaign for capital gains

I don't want to run into Donna Jenny julie today

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

July 15

National wear pink day :) :)

Zay:Wow everyone is wearing pink today gigi:oh I forgot to tell you july 15 is national wear pink day

by Hi im Gionna July 11, 2020