evil dog

A dog that doesn’t Listen or acts like it’s rabid!

Human 1: My dog is evil.
Human 2: i will call exorcist.
Human 1: not that evil lol!

My dog is evil! There’s so many evil dog in this world!

by What do you want from me? January 10, 2021

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021

popo dog

eshay with tiny penis

your a popo dog

by popodog March 30, 2021

Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow

My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.

Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.

by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022

Dog Stomp

To stomp ones rectum; to absolutely wreck someone

Jimney Christmas! I just saw Randy Dog Stomp someone outside a KFC!

by NannerPuddin January 19, 2022

Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.

Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?

by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022