David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 21, 2009

David Rice Atchison

Legal 12th president of the US.

David Rice Atchison is dead.

by Cosmo B. Smith January 24, 2005

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues November 30, 2010

david romero rico

David Romero rico is just that nigga

-got a fat cock
-got mad bitches
-he’s getting head as you are reading this
-he’s also got mad bread

David Romero rico is that nigga

by JPN.GXD October 29, 2020

william david sharpe

A badass motherfucker

William David Sharpe is a badass

by Mynigga12345 January 05, 2018

Joshua David Robertson

Joshua David Robertson is a fatass gay queer that can't get any girls and likes boys more than actual girls!!!!!

Carl McMiller: OMG! Joshua David Robertson said the word 'penis'!
JDR: Me likey!!!!!!!

by HoneyHutCheerio68295680 October 24, 2019

Morgan David Bangar

where a man named morgan david bangar places his pube into a ear getting stuck to ear wax to cause irritation

morgan david bangar dropper a pube and maybe went in a ear

by CLIVE DAVIDSON April 02, 2019