David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

David Rice Atchison

Legal 12th president of the US.

David Rice Atchison is dead.

by Cosmo B. Smith January 23, 2005

david romero rico

David Romero rico is just that nigga

-got a fat cock
-got mad bitches
-he’s getting head as you are reading this
-he’s also got mad bread

David Romero rico is that nigga

by JPN.GXD October 28, 2020

David Jones Miller

A gay eggplant.

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider

by TrashNomad October 5, 2019

william david sharpe

A badass motherfucker

William David Sharpe is a badass

by Mynigga12345 January 5, 2018

Morgan David Bangar

where a man named morgan david bangar places his pube into a ear getting stuck to ear wax to cause irritation

morgan david bangar dropper a pube and maybe went in a ear

by CLIVE DAVIDSON April 2, 2019

David Bain Jumper

A heavy, unstylish, old-fashioned winter jumper (pullover, sweater) most likely made of wool in a variety of colours such as that worn by David Bain upon his arrest for murdering his entire family. David Bain was convicted and later acquitted of the murder of his family.

I found a warm David Bain jumper at the charity shop.

by emzies November 24, 2019