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office donkey 

The loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. Also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.
"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.

reverse donkey punch 

Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.
"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."
reverse donkey punch by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

reverse donkey punch 

Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".
After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.

Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.
Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another
Golden Donkey by TDY231 January 13, 2009

Creek donkey 

is a male ruff neck/redneck, who is a low class liar. Worse than your average redneck, because his word has no value. Most likely will be pretending to be living a life thats not his own.
Friend-Girl he is such a liar...

2nd Friend-Oh girl dont worry bout him, he's nothing but your average creek donkey anyway!
Creek donkey by ricesoup June 2, 2009

dirty donkey 

Also known as "Budda's Dirty Donkey Fold" (BDDF), a rarely used sexual position available only to young, thin, and flexible women, usually those who are experienced in yoga and like to be dominiated.

In this position the woman begins on the edge of a bed, coffee table, or office desk, bent down on all fours doggy style. Then, with her ass facing the male (who is standing with his crotch against her ass), she bends down all the way until her head and breasts are pressed into her knees, her ass touches her ankles, and her feet stick off the edge of the bed just below her love box and poop shoot. At this point the male leans over the girl and pounds her while she's curled up into a ball.
Oh man, she climbed up on her bed and BEGGED me for the Dirty Donkey!
dirty donkey by Andy Port November 2, 2006