craned a bitch

When one becomes a decepticon in a semester during college and fornicates with a crane or other robots. It is a common phase for most IT students to go through.

You should have seen that robot ass. I craned a bitch!

by Xanr5150 January 2, 2014

cranal

The combination of crying and anal.

Her ass was so tight but I was about to nut so we had cranal.

by shitsnacks90210 January 15, 2014

cranialrectalotomy

1) a life changing, not so simple surgical procedure. Perfect to enhance any, and I do mean ANY relationship.

2) the surgical removal of one's head from one's ass

Girl let me tell you since Harvey's surgery he's such a wonderful man.

friend; Oh what kind of surgery did he have?

I got him a cranialrectalotomy.

friend; Huh?

I got his head surgically removed from his ass.

by froggyLPN May 2, 2014

crankcase

A sturdy case designed and constructed to hold one or more cranks or similarly dissatisfied and annoying individuals.

I tell you what Jerome. I sure wish we had put wheels on this particular crankcase 'cuz if we had it sure would be a helluva lot easier to tote Rich, Mitch, and the bitch around.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

Cranktastic

Your song addictions. Every time you hear your favorite songs you have to have the volume up on full blast.

Girl: Turn up the volume on the radio! That song is cranktastic!
Boyfriend: Whatever keeps you happy baby. *cranks radio up*
Boyfriend's friend: man your girl has a addiction problem with this song.

Boyfriend: Shut up and leave her alone.

by Red Triple X December 2, 2014

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

Cranberry Wings

to have sex when a woman is on her period the 'wings' refer to the splattered blood on the mans thighs when he is finished

'jesus christ look at this mess I got cranberry wings'

by toynostalgiaman September 18, 2014