Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another

“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”

by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

by Kiarr November 3, 2023

cold koched

The act of using the omnipotent power of Corporate USA (led by the likes of industrialists David and Charle Koch) to make a politician or a political party do as they say.

When the corporate lobby stepped in, GOP supporters of Trump's new healthcare started dropping like flies. Looks like Trump got straight cold koched.

by nicojah March 24, 2017

Cold

Tight, nice, swag, drippy, ice

Ay those them new Jordan’s?

Oh Yeah? Them are cold🥶

by Iced OutCold August 19, 2020

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022