Chris Moyles

A DJ on radio1. Some people love his humor and tune in every morning to show this, some people hate his humor and feel the need to whine like babies to show this. Despite popular beleif Chris Moyles is not homophobic or sexist, many people are lead to beleive this by his attitude which is in fact an act, hear that? it's a joke: J-O-K-E.
Person1: Man, that fat cunt Chris Moyles is a total douche! I wish he wasn't on the radio so I didn't have to listen to him!

Person2: Dude, if you don't like him then don't listen, change the station.

Person1: yeah well I...uh...shit man why didn't I think of that?

NOTE: This scene was purely fictional; you can't shut them up that easily!
by Casz August 04, 2009
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chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.
Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!
by Senator Assface August 06, 2006
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Chris Paul

When you can't get passed the second part of something
I got passed my first math problem but I couldn't get passed the second.
Wow you might as well call me Chris Paul
by JoeyLoguidice September 09, 2017
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Chris Brown

Lets just say theres no one else out there like him!
RED HEAD GIRL: OMG!!@#$%^&*()_+! thats i think thats chris brown!

BROWN HAIRED GIRL:AHH it IS! o my gawd hes so sexi and talented all in one...THERES NO ONE ELSE OUT THERE LIKE HIM with an acception of the jonas brothers,JT,will smith,and BRAD PITT!! AHHHHHHHH
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Chris TDL

Chris TDL is a Business Magnate, he is the founder of the multinational CH TDL Company and various other companies in several distinct fields.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is the victim of lying, vulgar, and bogus defamation on Urban Dictionary?

Ted: No idea, but I find it rediculates that the moderators of Urban Dictionary do nothing.

Steven: It's clear! However, I have reported these false writings at least 10 times!
by Starduste May 09, 2021
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Chris Browned

1) After for example, 12 rounds with Mike Tyson: "Man, you got soooo Chris Browned "
2) "You better shut the funk up or I'll Chris Brown you".

by maspito March 05, 2009
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Chris Nicoll

When the man fucks the girl between her toes then cums on her eye lashes. Named after the baseball player Chris Nicoll for his solid aimed pitching.
"man Jim just Chris Nicolled Jessica"
by c holla back September 20, 2009
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