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Blue crabs

Blue grabs is where you have a fungal infection which grows on your toenail which grows in your mouth( teeth and tongue) instead.
blue crabs is where after you suck on someones toes because you have a foot fetish and they have a fungal infection on there toenail the fungal starts to grow in your teeth on your tongue
Blue crabs by YELLOWDOG1996 April 6, 2010

Blue Abyss 

a place where social media goes to die, surrounded by fake likes and zero user engagement. AKA Facebook.
Middle Aged Woman: "I hope this selfie doesn't get lost in the Blue Abyss."
Blue Abyss by QWUX March 5, 2014

Blue box 

When you get blue balls from a girl.
Hey man. I almost got laid. Yeah. I didn't blue balled. I gave her blue box.

Blue box that bitch.

That your BB?
Nah I just blue boxed that bitch!
Blue box by Bboxed April 23, 2014

Blue dollar 

It's a hundred dollar bill idiot.
This botch sucked my dick last night for a blue dollar. Or this bitch gave me a blue dollar to suck my dick last night.
Blue dollar by CupOfCheese November 16, 2018

Blue whale 

Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.

Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere

Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.

Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER

Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
Blue whale by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020

blue beard 

A person, usually male, with multiple partners.
A player, or not.
You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.

I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
blue beard by Nards OTC August 14, 2007