eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014

Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Willie “Da Wyze” Guy

Most Infamous YouTube stalker in his own mind. Has the most successful rate at being a fake Crypt Gang Leader in his own mind and loves to flex on his DUI charge with other creators.

Me : Who did you Meet today?

You: Willie “Da Wyze” Guy
Me : ERASE ALL OF YOUR LIFES EXISTENCE.

by Da CryBaby August 5, 2022

Willy

When you use your dick to drive someone in a wheelchair down a hill.

“Oi mate should I go Willy that old man”

by anonymous October 2, 2021

Willi

Willi is a very friendly dude, that has a huge cock. A Willi is known because he has a good personality and is stoned all the time. If you interact with a Willi, it will be a fun time.

Willi? The one with a fat cock?

by 4..0 November 20, 2021

Willy Motor

When you go for a nudie swim/wear boardies that are too big and you body surf a wave and you Willy acts as a motor

"Dude did you just see me Willy motor that wave!!"

"Yeah that was sick dude"

by afawcett23 September 25, 2016

South bound willy

Eat a female out and then proceed to tongue her ear canal while during intercourse

Dude I gave Mikayla a south bound willy last night and can't get the ear wax out of my teeth

by Devioz January 11, 2022