walking the cup

When your dick or even your fist just aren't big enough, use your foot!

dude, I tried everything, but she had a vagina like a clowns pocket

Have you tried Walking the cup?

by tangboy October 4, 2015

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

wankingpuff

1. What Donald Trump is.

2. Someone who is acting stupid/idiotic/ignorant/mean/etc.

3. A person who can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend and masturbates instead.

Person 1: "John is being such a wankingpuff today."
Person 2: "I know right, I asked him to do one thing for the group project and he didn't do it."

Another example
Person 1: "That nigga's such a wankingpuff!"
Person 2: "That's Donald Trump..."
Person 1: "I know lmao"
Person 2: "lmao"

by CovertGaming September 3, 2016

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

washington, ga

Meth capital of the world.

Washington, GA is home to many meth heads.

by TomJonesDancePartner July 25, 2016

washing pussy

It is a short rude joke for students who think funny to talk sex before they are 16 .

Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'

2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'

by Lick out women pussy June 5, 2016