Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money

Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.

"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "

by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024

Jews in the Chamber

Similar to a Dutch oven. First you take a bug hit off your vape then pull the blanket over their head and blow the vape under the blanket.

Hey babe wanna see a cool vape trick? JEWS IN THE CHAMBER

by Bloodlust69 November 21, 2022

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Jew saggin

When an old Jew has a saggy nutsack

Anna: yo Otto stop Jew saggin mother fucker

by Hardcorenutslap666911 April 20, 2018