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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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Crazy

Lissy is crazy because she can’t keep her damn thoughts and arguments to herself
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS November 25, 2022
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MY CRAZY BEAUTIFUL

MY CRAZY BEAUTIFUL A GIRL NAMED NIKKI: SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ALOTIN WHICH HAS MADE HER STRONG ,AND ALSO DOESN'T REALIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Crazy mofo

by Crazyperson45 November 19, 2021
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crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis
wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!
by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020
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Crazy Susan

A sex move where a girl rides cowgirl and spins around in a circle
My marriage was struggling and then my wife gave me a crazy susan, now we're renewing our vows...
by Wizard_sleeves August 8, 2025
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Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.
Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.
by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024
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