Slurp And Soup

While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.

Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.

by eduardo sanchez November 5, 2012

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

Soup-stoop

a word used to say something is 'super stupid', adjective. the reason it is spelled differently from the traditional 'super' and 'stupid' is so it does not get confused with other terms.

"ugh, i hate doing these worksheets, what the hell is a denomenator?"

"I don't know, man. It's not gonna help me with my art major, i guess it's just soup-stoop."

by Sarah Shnieder February 14, 2012

Soup Scarf

The act of saving (3-5) used condoms and tying them together and placing it around one's neck to act as a scarf.

Nothing is hotter than a girl wearing nothing but a soup scarf.

by RikkaLynn July 31, 2012

Stoner Soup

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.

Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup

by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 18, 2011

Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.

1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"

by punglefish July 17, 2011

Asian Zombie Soup

A relatively well known pharmaceutical drug thats also quite commonly used recreationally.

(like)1: AZS (asian zombie soup)
(like)2: Oz..

by Olberrman July 20, 2011