Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.

Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.

by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

bar daniel

A legendary man summoned by a special chant invented by ancient Egyptians.

let's do the bar daniel chant boys

by mattiaisgay123 September 9, 2021

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.

The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.

by glizzyholm September 23, 2022

bar boyfriend

A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.

Her bar boyfriend was the eye candy, the one who stood next to her and bought her drinks that night

by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021

bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016