Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.
We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.
by Ninjabg May 04, 2014
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Sand ninja

A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
by Brownie gal December 24, 2019
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ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
by grisslebone April 07, 2011
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Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.
I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!
by Vandalier January 16, 2012
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ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.
damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000
by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 03, 2017
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Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
by Bring an umbrella August 16, 2016
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Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.
I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.
by El Chueko December 09, 2014
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