Sex Day

1. The second day of school when you turn everything everyone says into something perverted.

Dude 1: *eats a brownie* god this things hard
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*

Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...

by Cazzie and Erin September 5, 2005

Day Of Defeat

FUCKING KICKS MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Best WW2 PC game EVER! Steam maybe a unstable fuck up shit program which is pure SHIT but its worth the download. Axis VS Allies, Sick ass weapons, realism.

Day OF Defeat-AKA DoD.
Day Of Defeat-2001 MOD of Half-Life.
Day OF Defeat-1.5 or gayass Steam 1.6(still fun).

by mike July 5, 2004

valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010

Green day

Trendy.
Green Day now owns you.

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'

by Caroline March 24, 2005

F-day

Any day where one is completely unbound by obligation or responsibility, be it present or future.

College students will often find the first day of a semester break to be the closest thing to an F-day, despite the impending semester.

by Mr. Internet May 24, 2006

Mother's day

Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.

My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.

by Momma's Boy May 8, 2005

judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

by thejamdude January 6, 2006