rat life

To have an awkward / pathetic life
Often used for comic effect after something awkward happens

Person 1: OMG are you coming to the party?
Person 2: What party?
Person 1: Oh, were you not invited?
Person 2: No... Rat life

by ratoftheyear June 16, 2012

life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 13, 2010

My Life

A swirling pit of disappointment, a metaphorical roller coaster, a journey, a cloud of happiness when I can finally think and hear my own thoughts in my head again.

So much craziness has happened to me lately, but well you know it's just always a typical thing in my life.

by Dream Reaper June 17, 2018

text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

by neosushisek December 1, 2011

the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life

Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014

907 for life

What someone says when they love the state of Alaska and plan to stay there for years to come. It stems from the fact that the area code for Alaska is 907.

Person A: How long have you been in Alaska?
Person B: 20 years! 907 for life man!

by nilethe146 December 24, 2018

life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010