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cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls
Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!
by shyguyagain December 18, 2013
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chewbacca cow

when you ejaculate in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard so milk sprays while she screams and gurgles to sound like chewbacca
woah bro jessica was a total chewbacca cow last night
by niggersaur March 14, 2022
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Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
by Defineray February 27, 2024
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oru cow

adhavudhu oru maadu
oru cow adhavudhu oru maadu
by qhar0h February 2, 2024
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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