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Texas hand shake

by humina man2 December 16, 2011
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texas chili bowl

Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.
billys mom loves to go to laredo texas for the authentic texas chili bowls and fresh queso.
by juan miguel September 18, 2006
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walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.
by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006
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Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.
by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny September 9, 2005
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Texas City High School

Also known as “Texas shitty high school”, this shitty school has nothing but hoes and fuckboys constantly trying to get your pants. The school is mixed with either rednecks (for some reason they like to always park their big ass trucks near the cheveron side of the parking lot) , and a large portion of la marque kids who were sent over to TCHS to escape from LMHS, only to find something just as toxic. You will literally learn nothing from this school and the administration is autistic . They added trade classes because the school is so academically bad they have no hope in the kids making it into college. The school is also over crowded and they suck at sports. On the bright side , you could always eat at taqueria after school.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.
Texas City High school? You mean the place where 8 fights happen in one week?
by The Girl Reading This November 6, 2018
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Texas Wrangler Darlin'

A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.
Male: I am a Texas Wrangler and even I would never date a Texas Wrangler Darlin'.
by texasfight1212 January 1, 2012
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Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
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