texassed

To be made into something worth being proud of and sought after

*an item* is not worth the time/money until its texassed.

by Texasmade00 August 28, 2019

Texas Two

Two six packs of beer

eh, Lonestar, where's your texas two? Get your ass to the store!

by Global Addiction April 17, 2009

Texas Honk

Jamming your horn in with all your force for far longer then is necessary. It is important to be extremely angry during this process, despite the fact that nothing bad has happened and there is absolutely no danger present. As the name implies it helps to be surrounded by ignorant people who assume that they are always in the right; and it is their duty to punish you for anything they deem as wrong.

Car 1 changes lanes in front of Car 2.

There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.

Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.

by Rawb Dawgy December 8, 2009

texas whirlwind

It's when you start cumming, and you move your penis around in a circular fashion, so a circle of cum appears on your woman's face.

Man 1: I gave her a texas whirlwind last night.

Man 2: Sweet.

by gamma82000 December 26, 2009

Texas Dictionary

When a man and a woman have intercourse by the back of a pick up truck, the man or woman, when angry for whatever reason, takes their partners head and begin to repeatedly slam it onto the tail gate until the trucks symbol and or lettering can be seen the persons face, or head. This can also be done on their back or other body parts.

Man 1-Dude, why does kyle have FORD across his forehead?
Man 2-He screamed out the wrong name when he was with Suzie, and she gave him a Texas dictionary.
Man 1-Shit

by Don Peterson September 15, 2010

Texas Wildfire

A college student that was a big drag racer in Ohio that everyone called "Texas". With a wild and goofy personailty that one weekend had a big ball of fire in the car that was drag racing. And from that day on he was know as Texas Wildfire.

Who is that? Well thats Texas Wildfire

by carter highrise October 10, 2010

Texas Oil Derrick

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011