wank fart

The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.

Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.

by Michael Fletche March 24, 2008

Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012

teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.

Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!

by Jason (fart) Master May 23, 2010

woman fart

an awesome stank ass fart from someone of the female species.

Oh wow! That girls woman fart was damn nasty! In a good way!

by fartpartmartbarttart January 10, 2009

crank fart

explosive rancid gas from snorting low-grade brown crank.

"Oh my god, I think I just shit myself" Johnny says, after plasting out a crank fart.

by MT Sack June 21, 2003

slurry fart

It is the portmanteau from Sloppy and Curry. Slurry means a sloppy curry fart. Its when you follow through when you don't mean to, or when you just put to much pressure behind a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

bloke1: *sloppy fart sound*
bloke2: Tell me that was not a slurry fart
bloke1: I don't think i followed through though
bloke2: go check yourself

by FatGimp March 10, 2008