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choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest
todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*
by ologs July 21, 2019
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Surprise Bush

An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017
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TacoHell Surprise Box

Take your date to Taco Bell get a lot of spicy food and make him/her eat it. After do hardcore anal and whatever comes out is the surprise
I took my girl to Taco Bell and gave her the tacohell surprise box and it came out red
by Bossalut3 December 20, 2019
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Petey's purr-fect surprise

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"
by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025
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loud and potentially surprising sound effect

A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
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Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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