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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
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Soup flavoured soup

Soup flavoured soup is a mystery is all, but soup flavoured soup is really just water. Soup without flavour - stockcube water. Flavourless stockcube water? Water. Soup flavoured soup is actually bitterly disappointing; don't buy it. You're wasting your money - take it from someone who knows.
Soup flavoured soup is boring - where's the alcohol at?

Soup flavoured soup is a deceit.

Don't buy soup flavoured soup; you're wasting your money.

Soup flavoured soup helps keep you hydrated - don't forget to bring it to the gym on hot days!

You are soup flavoured soup.
by The Snazzy Soup Dragon October 18, 2020
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Soup

A greenish foul-smelling fluid served during peak season.
Look Sena! Karuppusamy is in with the soup. Get refreshed and continue your file.
by bali brahmabutt November 24, 2003
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Slurp And Soup

While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.
Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.
by eduardo sanchez November 5, 2012
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brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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Soup-stoop

a word used to say something is 'super stupid', adjective. the reason it is spelled differently from the traditional 'super' and 'stupid' is so it does not get confused with other terms.
"ugh, i hate doing these worksheets, what the hell is a denomenator?"

"I don't know, man. It's not gonna help me with my art major, i guess it's just soup-stoop."
by Sarah Shnieder February 14, 2012
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Soup Scarf

The act of saving (3-5) used condoms and tying them together and placing it around one's neck to act as a scarf.
Nothing is hotter than a girl wearing nothing but a soup scarf.
by RikkaLynn July 31, 2012
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