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Second City of the UK

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right August 26, 2008
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second serving

A second serving is when enough alcohol has been bought to last for the night, yet some participants unreasonably agree that more needs to bought. Doing so frequently results in various forms of tragedy (e.g. car accidents, arrests, or massive amounts of vomit).
"Almost everybody was asleep on the couch or the floor, but some guys went out to buy a second serving. They came back and barely drank what they bought, and ended up puking and sleeping in the bathroom."

"Everything was going cool, but a couple of guys felt that we needed a second serving. They went out to buy more, but still haven't come back yet."
by doctordrunk May 21, 2010
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Secondary Beneficiary

When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.
Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Second Generation Aunty

An American born Indian woman who speaks with a heavy American accent, married a guy typically in business, has a kid and lives in a 'small' house in the suburbs and is looking to upgrade to a larger custom new built.

Second gen aunties were most likely married 2-3 years ago (in a grand, lavish manner) and instantly became obsessed with having children. As soon as they had a child they become obsessed with making sure this child has organic snacks and clean toys. These women are babyproofing experts who somehow manage to make their house well designed and baby proofed. They are also obsessed with Whole Foods and making sure the space between their first and second child is perfectly timed.

These women have perfectly toned bodies and talk in shrill high pitched voices, and almost exclusively with other second gen aunties. When talking to others of their own kind they talk mostly about how tired they are and the snacks that their children eat.

Second gen aunties are generally rich and dress very well. You will almost never see them without their fashionable sunglasses and their large tote of baby supplies. These women try a little too hard to maintain their Indian roots however rarely speak in their native language. They are best friends with their mother (who most likely is a first gen auntie)
Dude I just saw a second generation aunty complaining about her sons nap schedule.
by Peanutorca April 18, 2018
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Secondary Shit

The shit you have to take later in the day because you didn't shit enough shit during your primary shit.
Hang on honey dinner smells amazing but work was busy and I need some time to take my secondary shit.
by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018
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Second Comeback

When you made a comeback once, but then you do it again
“Yo, HSI made a second comeback
by HSI Sugarland September 29, 2018
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second-wind bachelorette

A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.
That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.
by Adjective_AF June 29, 2020
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