Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel

The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022

Road Fashioned

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.

"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."

by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013

straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

Road Trip

A short sexual encounter where the man unclips the woman's bra and runs his index finger down the middle of her back, the "road", and then proceeds to go to sleep. There is also the possibility of causing a "traffic jam" where the man proceeds to finger the woman for a short moment. After this is done, the woman is often passed over to "the bro", much as a road trip would continue by taking turns driving.

"Ayo bro I'm bout to road trip this shawty"

"Aii bet, lemme know when it's my turn to step on the gas"

by wu1nn February 21, 2021

road slim

A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.

"I'm going with my road slim to the store."

by Bronco Billy March 10, 2016

Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 19, 2022

Road house

A movie where two of the main characters, Wade and Dalton, are two American guys who dont speak Spanish to each other throughout the entire movie, except for some reason Wade calls Dalton mijo, and Dalton calls Wade senor. Talking to a guy who speaks Spanish and calling him senor, or him calling you senor, makes sense, but two guys who dont speak spanish to each other calling each other mijo and senor is fuckin weird.

Road house-

Wade- Let's have a beer mijo.

Dalton- Why are you talking like that?

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020