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RUSSIAN BOTulism

Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.

Examples of Russian BOTulism:

“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”

“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
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Russian disinformation

An excuse used to quickly delegitimize an allegation being made against you.
I saw those DM‘s in your phone between you and another woman! Are you having an affair?

Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!
by Jewalz2002 October 23, 2020
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Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
by Otown1988 October 27, 2020
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russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.
"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020
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ima russian

Me hi peaps ima russian hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi mum hahahahahahaha🤑🤑
by Ima russian November 6, 2020
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Russian

to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism
R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat
by vuelle October 6, 2020
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beautiful russians

The girls that make you want to masterbate that pop up on the side of your screen occasionally
MMMMM THEM BEAUTIFUL RUSSIANS GOT SOME NICE TIDDIES
by Foofyfoff April 27, 2017
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