couch potato chic 

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

couch potato chic by Ozla November 12, 2009

mashed potato brains 

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

mashed potato brains by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

Fury Potato 

When your shit comes out of your ass at such speed that it creates a tsunami in the toliet all over your ass leaving you so disgusted that you need to take a shower. Also what the Irish call their frag grenades.

God Damnit I just fury potatoed.

Fury Potato by "Smart" October 3, 2018

Crusty Sweet Potato 

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

Crusty Sweet Potato by CDog821 June 22, 2016

couch potato 

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

couch potato by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

cincinatti potato chip 

While laying in bed you masturbate and cum just below your belly button. Let the cum dry overnight and then peel it off in the morning for a salty snack.

I like my cincinatti potato chips with a little extra salt.

cincinatti potato chip by Popeye I May 6, 2011

Moist Potato 

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

Moist Potato by trollmeat January 2, 2018