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hog palm

The disease contracted after a long night(s) of handling used "goods". Symptoms include sores, pustules, and a lack of mobility in the afflicted area, causing the appearance of greasy bacon.

Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.

Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.
Hey, Danny! Want to come shoot some hoops with us?

Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.
by hogpalmacologist July 1, 2008
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pooner pals

when two women have slept with the same man, they become pooner pals. It is the female equivalent of the wiener cousin
Oh shit, you slept with bobby?! I hit that like 2 years ago...that makes us pooner pals!!!
by xxSea Doggiexx August 6, 2009
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Shady Palm Tree

An adjective used to describe something or someone that is particularly shady, creepy, etc. Students in Southern California and particularly at San Dieguito Academy often use this word.
Courtney: Who's that person lurking behind the bathrooms?
McKenna: I don't know! He's really shady palm tree!
by IchiNiSan October 31, 2009
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Diaper Pale

1. adj. The color of a squeamish or uninitiated individual's face when he/she encounters the more objectionable contents that can sometimes be found in diapers.
I thought it was okay to change little Johnny's diaper in front of the other guests, but when Bob saw all that green baby poop his face went diaper pale and he left the room. Anyway, he'll learn to get over it if he and Jane ever decide to have a kid of their own.
by drolmaeye July 9, 2010
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jul-a-palooza

Jul-A-Palooza (noun): an international, multi-day festival celebrating good health, good friends and good times.

This being its first official year of celebration, highlights will include games, dancing, trips to the French Riviera, ripping Absinthe and many other forms of drunken debauchery. So for those of you reading at home, take a moment to reflect during this holiday weekend, hug the person nearest to you (regardless of whether or not you know them) and celebrate yourself retarded.
*incessant photography, sing-alongs, unnecessary speeches and sleep-overs are encouraged.

credited to julie sevelovitz, lauren esposito and colleen dalton
Happy mother fuckin jul-a-palooza!!!
by jul-a-palooza March 7, 2008
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pulled a Palin

To be considered for a job that you have no qualification for.
"Tommy totally pulled a Palin... he has never flipped a burger in his life, what is he doing working at McDonalds??"
by JonesyJones November 3, 2008
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Palmface

A palmface is the greatest possible response to a facepalm, involving slapping/placing your palm upon the said person's face. (Hence the palm-face.) This action has a 100% success rate of pure lulz.
Man 1: How do you get the spider mines for the vultures?
Man 2: -facepalm-
Man 1: -palmface- 8D
by Saan November 28, 2009
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