Black Tulip

The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.

Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."

by Jagohno August 16, 2021

Black Marketing

The unethical practice enabled by the rise of wiki technologies and communities, of creating and promulgating false and deceptive information, e.g. nonexistent celebrities, events, organizations, ideologies, theories and other phenomena.

He created and promulgated a character who never existed for a Wikipedia entry relating to the iconic TV series, "I Love Lucy," a perfect example of black marketing.

by gatheringman December 30, 2009

Black magical

Sex that you know was terrible but the partner recalls as being a great time.

"She thought it was a great time. All magical - candles, perfumes, and junk. But man, really - it was black magical."

by gr8str8 October 28, 2009

Black LUEsday

The act of commiting mass LUEicide on Tuesday because a "Dutch people unite!" thread was retardedly deleted for "Flooding/Board Invasion."

by dj gs68 August 4, 2003

Black H

Black H means Black Tar Heroin, commonly used on CL when a junkie needs their fix.

"Stick me with Black H and I'll let you stick it wherever you want" -CL Hoe

by A Grownup October 14, 2013

Black budget

The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!

Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.

by yobbo April 25, 2003

Black-Hole

The act of "docking" ones anus with another's anus. Similar to the docking of uncircumcised male weeners only, this time its anus edition. Like two intergalactic black-holes ripping asunder the very fabric of space and time; light could never escape these converging holes!

Hey, get that crusty anus over here and black-hole me!

I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!

"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."

by Alex and Lauren October 1, 2010