by Mister732 November 25, 2011
Get the Statin Island Trashmug. Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug. by RIB CAGE July 2, 2022
Get the Pen islandmug. The home to all crackheads and druggies mainly on mamba and spice. Located at Old Square next to the Square Peg Wetherspoons.
Somebody call a mambalence! Steve is chasing a pigeon for a pound again. All you see is these lot at mamba island.
by Cxurtgram August 19, 2021
Get the mamba islandmug. Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
Get the floating island of garbagemug. “The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
Get the Long Island Pattymug. A lonely island with a bunch of shitty rich old people there is a bunch dumb ass travelers that come yearly
It is very sad here
It is very sad here
by TurtleMan25467 December 3, 2021
Get the Bainbridge Islandmug.