Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

Trophy Nut

Getting to fuck someone you've had a burning desire to fuck for any period of time.

Gary: "Did you get to sleep with Amy last night?"
Eric: "Hell yeah! Been wanting to do this for so goddamn long. It's one hell of a trophy nut."

by jmk8646 March 10, 2019

Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.

1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.

by ItsKeith July 9, 2017

gas nut

Gas Nut - A fart moderately loud; into someone else's face.

Person 1. Did you hear that.
Person 2. Yeah sounded like a gas nut.
Person 3. Man, why my face.

by Dat one boi October 27, 2017

Black Nut

When a case of blue balls has become severe enough to warrant a medical emergency.

After being interrupted during his 4th attempted sex session of the day, Martin had to be hospitalized for his black nut.

by Sparkelime August 1, 2016

support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster April 21, 2018