browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

Brown Mouth

A result of eating too much ass

I knew my boyfriend was cheating when he came home with brown mouth.

by BossmanDude February 15, 2019

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.

(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"

by Korbealad August 28, 2018

Brown Statement

Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers

"the earth is flat"

"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"

by Jyawn June 3, 2018

Finley Brown

Someone who says that he gets all the girls but secretly is a gay. He doesn't tell his friends anything unless you go to a football match with him. He says he is a very good footballer but secretly he knows that he is washed and is definitely not a baller.

Finley Brown is a whore

by HugoThePug February 24, 2023

Check For Brown

When LuLu sticks her finger up her butt to check for poop.

Mostly used by manmachine to remind everyone to check for "brown" or poop

Make sure you check for brown

Did you check for brown

by kendallxlink March 14, 2023

Jude Brown

Jude is the best.

That Jude Brown guy is the best

by Jude is the best January 28, 2023