On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

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My Wolfpack

My Wolfpack is a not-so-secret society founded at Willamette University in Salem, OR to promote the mutual chill. It usually gathers in times of need to share bowls, booze, and books for allnighters. Founded on the principle of mutual bro-hood and a desire to outdo the Skull and Bones club at Yale, it attempts outlandish stunts and begins massive grassroots movements, but many of them generally do not survive past the first time somebody loses a lighter and a new, greater controversy is raised.

Every member of My Wolfpack brings a special skill or trait to the table, and membership is exclusive to how much the members can stand listening to hopefuls talk about themselves and their (probably) fictional slam piece. With pending approval of the My Wolfpack Constitution, the society displays durability for future years after founding members depart for greener pastures and crippling student debt.

A: Did you hear about that crazy shit that My Wolfpack

B(whispers):My Wolfpack
C(whispers):My Wolfpack
D(whispers):My Wolfpack

A(continued):was planning on doing next week? Ah, damn it guys, stop fucking doing that every time I say 'My Wolfpack!'

B(whispers):My Wolfpack
C(whispers):My Wolfpack
D(whispers):My Wolfpack

by DJ Topicality December 6, 2010

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My life

A Truman Show-esque reality show.

Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram

TSE reality show > work > relationships

This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

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