Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

Stud Muffin Top

The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.

Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.

by Jon Biscardi November 25, 2011

Stud Muffin

a person of great importance.

one who is in a high-ranking class.

someone special to another person.

"Dang, that amazing boy is such a stud muffin."

by Karamizzle January 25, 2008

strup muffin bush

abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.

by TomBeer April 9, 2007

double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Do you double stuff the muffin?

by SuperSonicX February 13, 2007

Gargantuous Grundle Muffin

The point at which a vagina becomes crunchy.

Man when I was f**king your mother last night she developed a gargantuous grundle muffin.

by qwerkyduckbutter March 26, 2013