Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 04, 2009

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 27, 2004

Stud Muffin Top

The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.

Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.

by Jon Biscardi June 07, 2011

Stud Muffin

a person of great importance.

one who is in a high-ranking class.

someone special to another person.

"Dang, that amazing boy is such a stud muffin."

by Karamizzle January 26, 2008

strup muffin bush

abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.

by TomBeer April 03, 2007

double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Do you double stuff the muffin?

by SuperSonicX February 12, 2007

bloody muffin

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.

I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.

by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008