youre mom gay, lol 

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

youre mom gay, lol by The_nut_job May 6, 2018

Soccor Mom

A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.

They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.

Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"

You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.

So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.

Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*

Soccor Mom by Swag-o-Cato February 19, 2019

hot mom 

nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)

damn I love hot moms

hot mom by landin porson March 9, 2020

Ur mom.com 

A amazing web sight that lets you order a monster that eats yo mamas for dinner

I am going to order a ur mom.com

Ur mom.com by Y u so dumb elementary September 21, 2020

rachy's mom

an epicly awesomely epic mother

Rachy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Rachy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rachy's mom

rachy's mom by thesexmonkayy February 1, 2009

tacoing your mom 

tacoing someone's mom is sticking your dick inside her puffy pussy and giving it some sour-cream

people: dude i just taco'd your mom

me: im tacoing your mom

tacoing your mom by UrbanMan45 July 6, 2021

your mom 

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

your mom by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004