July 1st

July 1st is national show your boyfriend your boobs day. Free the nips for him show him you care.

Joe : Hey can I see them boobies
Jojo: ew no
Joe : it’s July 1st
Jojo: ugh fine

by Playboijeffery July 1, 2024

July 26th

FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!

„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”

by F180Big July 26, 2022

july 30

national shake that ass day it don’t matter who you with or where u are just shake ass.

“what day is it”
july 30

by imnotTJ June 12, 2023

July 18

July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!

Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18

by Kingsav444 July 18, 2022

July 17, 2021

The Day That Hershey Kidnapped Forest

Forrest Was Kidnapped On July 17, 2021

by datememer July 12, 2023

you julie

you julie is a word describing someone that is being a freak, acting out of character or just saying something random that was irrelevant to the conversation. It refers to Julie Freak, a famous science lab technician from the United Kingdom

Person 1: ‘yeah innit she’s a 10/10’
Person 2: (on ketamine) yeah bruv I loved doing gerography

Person 3: ‘stfu what are you on about you Julie’
Person4 : (in background: freak freak freak’)

by Jamalmirza34 October 14, 2021

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022