This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
Get the jordan walkmug. by JayTayHay November 9, 2023
Get the Jordan Taylormug. A Jordan will whoop your ass in fortnite. His ethnic descent comes from a long ancestral cult called ‘GOAT’. Taking this into consideration, he is usually referred to as a goat by his friends and family. Jordan’s are very rare, so if you do have a Jordan in your life, protect him and respect him.
Fortnite gamer: yo, who’s that goat running at us with a rocket launcher??.?
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !
by Damien Harbotleswith April 4, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a person that would most likely to hurt a Down syndrome person for no reason,Jordan also is the person to have no friends and be home schooled there by Jordan’s have no soul
by ToesKrustIsYummy January 11, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes
Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.
Jordan: I smell pennies.
by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. by Nnashh January 22, 2024
Get the jordan travismug. by Micael.brown November 21, 2023
Get the Jordanmug.