jesus and pals

This term describes a group of people (or whole community) that are very friendly and/or extremely leniant.

My school has jesus and pals in it... not many of the teachers there are strict enough.

by Burai October 6, 2006

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jesus on a stick

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

by Maddy June 14, 2003

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Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky's illegitimate son with down syndrome, routinely chained and abused by North Koreans as part of the anti-west propaganda and for personal pleasure. It is customary to gag Korean Jesus with one's own turd after a forced fuck. Notable (ab)users include Jonah Hill and Kim Jong Il.

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit.

by Django's black ass March 6, 2014

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Mission For Jesus

Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short

Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"

by me too 2 June 17, 2009

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pulling a jesus

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

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