jesus on a stick

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

by Maddy June 14, 2003

Korean Jesus

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky's illegitimate son with down syndrome, routinely chained and abused by North Koreans as part of the anti-west propaganda and for personal pleasure. It is customary to gag Korean Jesus with one's own turd after a forced fuck. Notable (ab)users include Jonah Hill and Kim Jong Il.

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit.

by Django's black ass March 6, 2014

jesus tight

to be so amazingly awesome that everything is right, only two people can achieve an actual level of jesus tight-ness

punching skurred in the face is jesus tight

by gamzab July 9, 2007

pulling a jesus

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

Mission For Jesus

Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short

Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"

by me too 2 June 17, 2009

Jesus Pose

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.

Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro

by TRANCER92 January 24, 2012

athiest jesus

Jesus who doesn't believe in himself

Hey look it's athiest jesus.

by Darkonesdeath June 22, 2016