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Press button to jizz every 5 minutes
by YoNun July 21, 2017
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Nut year

A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.
Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!
by Smexybritholyshkit October 18, 2018
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finna nut

bustin a fat one fat one as in your hole load for the next week. when you cum so hard you open a black hole
by YA boi slim dick flex October 26, 2018
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Mud Nuts

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne
by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018
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Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
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Nut or Bitch

Trying to figure out if the assinine activity of an individual is due to them being insane or just a disagreeable bastard.
He is getting more incorrigible as he gets older, stubborn and a pain. I wonder, is it nut or bitch?
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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Blackout Nutted

Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am

Person 2: What time did you blackout at

Person 1: 10 am
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