Shitty foot

When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.
OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.
by ShittyFoor October 09, 2023
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It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens
Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"
by Stumpy13 June 06, 2011
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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foot daddy

by Ultra boi February 19, 2018
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pussie footing

“i been pussie footing all summer
by phatvariety March 22, 2021
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one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 December 22, 2016
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