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The Mormon Effect

When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.
Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !
by Roarbear May 29, 2018
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The Dominhoe Effect

After a hot chick decides to date an unconventional looking guy, a queue of hot girls will form behind her waiting to jump in and date him too. First coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast of September 9 2021.
After Ariana Grande allowed puffy eyed dork Pete Davidson to bone her, the dominhoe effect has ensured a string of top totty on his arm ever since.
by carolla_classic September 10, 2021
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The Tiffany effect

When a person has a good body but something makes them unbearable
Man did you see that girl she has the Tiffany effect
by Skinny pienis April 13, 2022
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asshole effect

The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.

Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"

2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
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The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma
A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect
by James shandy October 30, 2018
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Trekia Effect

when you lose your ever loving fucking mind over this chick dude that loves and fucks too good but loves too hard to be kept
That girl looks heartbroken and crazy all at the same time, must be the trekia effect.
by Aikertttt January 2, 2020
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Litterbox effect

When a very large number of people hold onto a completely ridiculous and bogus belief, no matter how extensively it is disproven, to push an agenda, while often even knowing deep down that it is inherently untrue.
Examples of the litterbox effect include:
- Schools supposedly placing litterboxes in bathrooms for furry students (the namesake of the effect)
- Anti-vaccine sentiment
- Climate change denial
by starrlotte October 14, 2022
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