David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 21, 2009
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David Rice Atchison

Legal 12th president of the US.
David Rice Atchison is dead.
by Cosmo B. Smith January 24, 2005
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Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.
by CooterBlues November 30, 2010
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David Jones Miller

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider
by TrashNomad October 06, 2019
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Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.
Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok
by potatosupremxcy February 17, 2023
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Throwing star of david

A sharpened steel star of david used in the ancient martial art, Jew-Jitsu
Guy: I got my throwing star of david right into his eye!!
Second guy: That's a shot! Every time you hit a nazi in the eye you have to drink a shot!
by My name is baddy February 10, 2021
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David Bain Jumper

A heavy, unstylish, old-fashioned winter jumper (pullover, sweater) most likely made of wool in a variety of colours such as that worn by David Bain upon his arrest for murdering his entire family. David Bain was convicted and later acquitted of the murder of his family.
by emzies November 24, 2019
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