The turd of the day is the word that appears on the front page of Urban Shitionary. A word that used to be funny and witty, it is now:
1. overused
2. unheard of
3. just plain fucking stupid.
1. overused
2. unheard of
3. just plain fucking stupid.
Example #1
Jane: Hey, did you see the word of the day? It's so funny, I lawled all over myself!
Mary: Yeah? What was it?
Jane: Slackitude!!1! Isn't that funny?!
Mary: ...go fucking die. That was the dumbest turd of the day yet.
Example #2
John: Did you see the word of the day? I have to go get some OPM!
Quieshan: No, you need to shut the fuck up. You know damn well you didn't know what the fuck that was until you looked at Urban Shitionary. Go die with the turd of the day.
Example #3
Shannon: Liek OMG the word of the day was taken from P. Hilton! Loves it!
Chuck Norris: Unless you want me to give you a roundhouse kick to the face like I'm giving the turd of the day, I suggest you shut the fuck up.
Jane: Hey, did you see the word of the day? It's so funny, I lawled all over myself!
Mary: Yeah? What was it?
Jane: Slackitude!!1! Isn't that funny?!
Mary: ...go fucking die. That was the dumbest turd of the day yet.
Example #2
John: Did you see the word of the day? I have to go get some OPM!
Quieshan: No, you need to shut the fuck up. You know damn well you didn't know what the fuck that was until you looked at Urban Shitionary. Go die with the turd of the day.
Example #3
Shannon: Liek OMG the word of the day was taken from P. Hilton! Loves it!
Chuck Norris: Unless you want me to give you a roundhouse kick to the face like I'm giving the turd of the day, I suggest you shut the fuck up.
by Angry Violist February 27, 2009
Get the Turd of the Daymug. Dude 1: *eats a brownie* god this things hard
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*
Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*
Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...
by Cazzie and Erin September 5, 2005
Get the Sex Daymug. FUCKING KICKS MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Best WW2 PC game EVER! Steam maybe a unstable fuck up shit program which is pure SHIT but its worth the download. Axis VS Allies, Sick ass weapons, realism.
Day OF Defeat-AKA DoD.
Day Of Defeat-2001 MOD of Half-Life.
Day OF Defeat-1.5 or gayass Steam 1.6(still fun).
Day Of Defeat-2001 MOD of Half-Life.
Day OF Defeat-1.5 or gayass Steam 1.6(still fun).
by mike July 5, 2004
Get the Day Of Defeatmug. 1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010
Get the valentines daymug. "A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'
by Caroline March 24, 2005
Get the Green daymug. Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.
by Momma's Boy May 8, 2005
Get the Mother's daymug. College students will often find the first day of a semester break to be the closest thing to an F-day, despite the impending semester.
by Mr. Internet May 24, 2006
Get the F-daymug.