Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

dad

gone

dad is dead

by suck me ass cunt April 15, 2019

Dad

A fucking noob FA player.
Probably known as BewareofDAD

BewareofDAD

by BewareofDAD April 15, 2019

gay dad

gay

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by MAXINE dkfghnerdfgkln April 16, 2019

#fight another persons dad

Michael

I'm gonna #fight another persons dad

by A huuuuuge black man April 17, 2019

Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

Dad

The dude who makes you pancakes! <3

My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!

by Best Webster May 22, 2019