captain.jayden

If you have this name your probably lonely af

Person 1: he looks lonely as hell
Person 2: well his name is captain.jayden

Person 1: makes sense

by Lawswrld March 10, 2021

Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!

Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol

by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

CaptainColton03

monkey man oo a a monkey

"CaptainColton03 really is monkey-man! :OOOOO"

by Lux is Light February 3, 2021

Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021

Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.

“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor”

by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021